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Eat up, you fat fucks!

Eat up, you fat fucks!

Tags: nyc swarm abandoned croissant
August 15, 2012
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Fatty-Bashing Reprieve

We’re not heartless. We appreciate the odd feel-good pigeon stories that pop up on such fine media outlets such as NY1.

Tags: reprieve
July 29, 2012
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Two. Fat. Fucks.

Two. Fat. Fucks.

Tags: fatty love east river ferry more like eat rivver ferry amiright?
June 22, 2012
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Look at this little guy. Sparrows can eat french fries all day and never get fat. Pigeons are totes jelly.

Look at this little guy. Sparrows can eat french fries all day and never get fat. Pigeons are totes jelly.

Tags: not a pigeon herald square french fries
April 09, 2012
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Don’t you even try to tell me He’s puffed up because he’s cold!” Get real.

Don’t you even try to tell me He’s puffed up because he’s cold!” Get real.

Tags: no more excuses white pigeon harlem
April 09, 2012
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Look! Is that a volleyball? Nope. PIGEON.

Look! Is that a volleyball? Nope. PIGEON.

Tags: harlem ball-size park diet
April 09, 2012
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Look. At. This. Fat. Fuck. (many thanks to Breisen Miller for this guest submission and second documentation of pigeons’ inherent love of pie)

Look. At. This. Fat. Fuck.

(many thanks to Breisen Miller for this guest submission and second documentation of pigeons’ inherent love of pie)

March 29, 2012
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Bahahahaha…..fat pigeon joke!!!

Bahahahaha…..fat pigeon joke!!!

(Source: sarahjadegould)

March 23, 2012
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World’s Priciest Pigeon Goes for $328,000

New York pigeons!! ATTENTION PLEASE!!!! STOP CONSUMING!! You have a future!! You have a damn future!!! Get out of AMERICA!! Fly away!! (please refer to link for rant reasoning)

Tags: pigeon international future career new york manhattan
March 22, 2012
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Where all the fat pigeons go after they die of congestive heart failure or get hit by a taxi. Whichevs!!!

Where all the fat pigeons go after they die of congestive heart failure or get hit by a taxi. Whichevs!!!

Tags: DEAD PIGEON FAT PIGEON OMG YUM ICK
March 20, 2012
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