Eat up, you fat fucks!
We’re not heartless. We appreciate the odd feel-good pigeon stories that pop up on such fine media outlets such as NY1.
Two. Fat. Fucks.
Look at this little guy. Sparrows can eat french fries all day and never get fat. Pigeons are totes jelly.
Don’t you even try to tell me He’s puffed up because he’s cold!” Get real.
Look! Is that a volleyball? Nope. PIGEON.
Look. At. This. Fat. Fuck.
(many thanks to Breisen Miller for this guest submission and second documentation of pigeons’ inherent love of pie)
Bahahahaha…..fat pigeon joke!!!
New York pigeons!! ATTENTION PLEASE!!!! STOP CONSUMING!! You have a future!! You have a damn future!!! Get out of AMERICA!! Fly away!! (please refer to link for rant reasoning)
Where all the fat pigeons go after they die of congestive heart failure or get hit by a taxi. Whichevs!!!